Travel Jokes

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?
→ One minds the train, the other trains the mind.

Where do cars get the most flat tires?
→ Where there is a fork in the road.

What kind of car drives over water?
→ Any kind of car, if it goes over a bridge.

Who drives away all of his customers?
→ A taxicab driver.

What kind of ears do trains have?
→ Engineers (engine ears).

What driver doesn't have a license?
→ A screw driver.

If an electric train travels 90 miles an hour in a westerly direction and the wind is blowing from the north, in which direction is the smoke blowing?
→ There is no smoke from an electric train!

What is the best thing to take when you're run over?
→ The number of the car that hit you.

What part of a car is the laziest?
→ The wheels. They are always tired.

What did the jack say to the car?
→ "Can I give you a lift?"