Stats/Math Jokes

What's the speed limit of sex?
→ 68; at 69 you have to turn around.

An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.

- Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night.

- Have you tried counting sheep?

- That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it.

An accountant visited the Natural History museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor:

- This dinosaur is two billion years and ten months old.

- Where did you get this exact information?

- I was here ten months ago, and the guide told me that the dinosaur is two billion years old.

Why is 6 scared of 7?
→ Because 7 ate nine! (7, 8, 9)

Why was 6 afraid of 7?
→ Because 7 8 9!

How many seconds are in a year?
→ There are 12 seconds in a year. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd...

Safety Tip: Calculus and automobiles don't mix -- never drink and derive

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
→ He worked it out with a pencil...

ALWAYS GIVE 100% AT WORK:

• 12% Monday
• 23% Tuesday
• 40% Wednesday
• 20% Thursday
• 5% Friday

Whats the square root of 69?
→ EIGHT something