Practical Jokes

One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my mom I was pregnant. It was really funny to see her reaction, but I got in major trouble when I told her I was joking. Some people just don't appreciate a good joke...

When I was in junior high school my mother played a good trick on my father. She was always an early riser (as in 5:00 a.m.). My father had to get up at 7:00 for work. She went around the house and set all the clocks to 9:25 or so, then ran frantically into his room, and woke him up yelling "John! John! You overslept!" He was just about out the door before she broke down and let him in on the joke.

Hey, this party was on April Fool's Day, so anything goes, right? Anyway, at the party there were two bathrooms. I went to the busiest one and did my usual medicine cabinet snooping and found some Icee Hot behind the mirror. So, on my way out I smeared the toilet seat with a thin layer of gel.

After I left, I got a beer but positioned myself so I could see if the next person out reacted. Yeah, baby!

The heat hit this chick as she was just leaving. Her eyes popped open and she did a 180 degree turn right back into the bathroom.

Good practical joke: priceless.