Mom/Dad Jokes

- Daughter: I will never learn to spell.

- Mother: Why?

- Daughter: The teacher keeps changing the words.

Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very excited. Unable to attend the game, his father immediately wanted to know what happened. "So, how did you do son?" he asked.

"You'll never believe it!" Billy said. "I was responsible for the winning run!"

"Really? How'd you do that?"

"I dropped the ball."

- Teacher: Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?

- Johnny: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.

- Mother: Why are you home from school so early?

- Son: I was the only one who could answer a question.

- Mother: Oh, really? What was the question?

- Son: Who threw the eraser at the principal?

- Pupil: The art teacher doesn't like what I'm making?

- Dad: Why is that, what are you making?

- Pupil: Mistakes!

- Mother: Does your teacher like you?

- Son: Like me, she loves me. Look at all those X's on my test paper!

- Mother: How do you like your new teacher?

- Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one!

- Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class?

- Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips!

- Teacher: Why are you picking your nose in class?

- Pupil: My mother won't let me do it at home!

- Teacher: This note from your father looks like your handwriting?

- Pupil: Well, yes, he borrowed my pen!