Random joke from this category
When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for.
Police arrived at the scene to find an ill man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage.
A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline and plugged his hose into the motor home's sewage tank by mistake.
The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges, saying that it was thebest laugh he'd ever had.
Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with "A woman once told me..."
Why does it take 100 sperm to fertilize 1 egg?
Because men won't stop for directions!
Why are dumb blonde jokes only one liners?
So men can understand them!
What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?
We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty! We iron, they wrinkle!
Why do only 10% of men go to heaven?
Because if they all went it would be hell!
What a woman says: "This place is a mess C'mon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor, and you'll have no clothes to wear, if we don't do laundry right now!"
What a man hears: blah, blah, blah, blah, C'mon blah, blah, blah, blah, you and I blah, blah, blah, blah, on the floor blah, blah, blah, blah, no clothes blah, blah, blah, blah, right now !
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children.
