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Why Men Fish
Why men like to fishing so much?
→ They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.
Men Jokes
- All
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- April Fools Jokes 10
- At Work 856
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- Blonde Jokes 1226
- Business Jokes 842
- Camping Jokes 88
- Celebrities 657
- Christmas Jokes 343
- Clean Jokes 1299
- Comedian Jokes 85
- Computer Jokes 800
- Dirty Jokes 3278
- Doctor Jokes 989
- Drunks 538
- Dumb Jokes 1114
- Elderly Jokes 636
- Ethnic 982
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- Festival Jokes 300
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- Gender Jokes 298
- Golf Jokes 164
- Instrument Jokes 274
- Irish Jokes 242
- Kids Jokes 2024
- Language Jokes 1361
- Lawyer Jokes 565
- Marriage Jokes 1855
- Medicine 1113
- Men Jokes 959
- Military Jokes 384
- Mom/Dad Jokes 674
- Ouch 850
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- Practical Jokes 33
- Red Indian Jokes 66
- Redneck Jokes 248
- Relationships 775
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- School 906
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- Sex Jokes 935
- Situations 1812
- Sport Jokes 602
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- Travel Jokes 715
- War 134
- Women Jokes 1241
- Yo Mama Jokes 333
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Four Men Fishing
What you get when four men go fishing and one comes back not catching anything.
→ Three Men And A Baby
Fishing With The Wife
Two guys are talking about fishing. One says to the other, "I am NEVER going to take my wife fishing with me, ever again!"
- That bad, huh
- She did everything wrong! She did everything wrong! She talked too much, made the boat rock constantly, tried to stand up in the boat, baited the hook wrong, used the wrong lures and WORST of all she caught more fish than me!
Greek Neck Chains
Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?
→ So they know where to stop shaving.
Swedish Men
"Helga, tell me something. Why do Swedish men always have stupid grins on their faces?"
"Because they're stupid," said her friend.
Hottest Part Of A Face
What is the hottest part of a man's face?
→ His sideburns.
Guest
Divorced Men and Light Bulbs
How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ None, the sockets go with the house.
Calling Himself
A guy calls up his ex-wife and, disguising his voice, asks to speak to himself.
"Sorry, he doesn't live here anymore, we're divorced!"
Next day, the guy does the same thing with the same results.
He does this everyday for a week, and finally his ex-wife realizes who it is that keeps calling.
"Look, Bozo! We're divorced! Finito! End of story! When are you going to get that through your fat head?"
"Oh, I know! I just can't hear it enough!"
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Divorced Men Remarrying
Why do divorced men get married again?
→ Bad memory.
Divorced Barbie
Ralph was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present. He drove to the mall and ran to the toy store and he asked the store manager, "How much is that new Barbie in the window?"
The Manager replied, "Which one? We have Barbie goes to the gym for $19.95, Barbie goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie goes shopping for $19.95, Barbie goes to the beach for $19.95, Barbie goes to the Nightclub for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $375.00."
"Why is the Divorced Barbie $375.00 when all the others are $19.95?!?", Ralph asked surprised.
The Manager replies, "Well, Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's car, Ken's House, Ken's boat, Ken's dog, Ken's cat and Ken's furniture."