Language Jokes

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Amin

- Amin who?

- Amin man!

After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss as rather monosyllabic.
My boss said, "Really? Where is Monosyllabia?"
Thinking that he was just kidding, I played along and said that it was just south of Elbonia. He replied, "Oh, you mean over by Croatia?"

- What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

- He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise.

- Can you read Chinese?

- Yes, but only when it's printed in English.

A couple of hunters from Prague are out hunting, and an emormous bear runs up and in a single gulp devours one of the hunters.
Miraculously, the swallowed hunter remained alive, trapped in the belly of the grizzly.
The other hunter runs back to town and organizes a rescue party which heads back to the woods armed with torches, guns, spears, etc.

Soon they spot two bears on the horizon and everybody starts shooting at the bear that's closest to them.

"No, not that one," shouts the surviving hunter, "That's the female."

"The Czech is in the male."

Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?
→ Because the rest are weekdays.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

What did the hat say to the necktie?
→ You go AHEAD I'll HANG AROUND!

Why did the haunted house not like rain?
→ Because it dampened his spirits.

What did Snow white say when her photos didn't come back from the photo store?
→ "Some day my prints will come!"