Language Jokes

Why is the letter N the most powerful letter?
→ Because it is in the middle of TNT.

What word grows smaller when you add two letters to it?
→ Add "er" to short and it becomes shorter.

Where do you put letters to boys?
→ In a mail (male) box.

When is a letter damp?
→ When it has postage due (dew).

What girl's name is like a letter?
→ Kay (K).

What letter is like a vegetable?
→ The letter P.

Why do postmen carry letters?
→ Because the letters can't go anywhere by themselves.

What does an envelope say when you lick it?
→ Nothing. It just shuts up.

Why did the witch's mail rattle?
→ It was a chain letter.

What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?
→ Stone.