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Recently scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.
To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men twelve bottles of beer each. The scientists observed that 100% of the male test group gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, and couldn't drive.
No further testing is planned.
Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.
To prove their theory, they fed one hundred men twelve pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn't drive.
Two ladies are in a bar and the first lady says, "Why are men the same as parking lots?"
So the second lady says "I don't know?"
So the first lady says, "All the good ones are taken and the ones that are left are handicap!"
Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue?
→ Because they can't dress themselves.
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
→ She starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
→ It allows them to stand closer to the sink.
What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
→ A woman that won't do what she's told.
How do you fix a woman's watch?
→ It doesn't matter. There is a clock on the oven.
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
→ She starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
→ It allows them to stand closer to the sink.
