Ethnic

What's the object of a Jewish football game?
→ To get the quarter back!

What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?
→ He breaks his nose.

What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
→ A trip to Israel.

Jewish telegram:
→ Begin worrying. Details to follow.

How does every ethnic joke start?
→ By looking over your shoulder.

What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop BANG Clipidy Clop Clipidy Clop?
→ An Amish drive-by shooting.

A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by the Maitre'd that there will be at least a twenty minute wait.

"Would you like to wait in the bar, Sir?", he says.

The man goes into the bar and the bartender says, "What'll it be?"

The man replies, "Give me a Stoli with a twist."

The bartender pauses for a few seconds, then smiles and says, "Once upon time, there were FOUR little peegs . . . "

Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with white stripes or white with black stripes?" The other replies, "Well I don't know. You should pray to God about that and ask him." So that night he did and God replied, "You are what you are." The next day he said to the other zebra, "I still don't understand what I am because God just said, You are what you are." The second zebra responds, "You must be white with black stripes or else God would have said, Yo is what yo is."

What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?
→ An Iraqi.

Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?
→ So they can see the old Polish Navy!