Dirty Jokes

What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?
→ Sparky

What do you call a dog with no legs?
→ Hehe...it doen't matter, it's not going to come anyway!

Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for good looking females. One spots a real cutie sitting on a pile of cow shit and dives down toward her.

"Pardon me" he asks, turning on his best charm, "...but is this stool taken?"

It's so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.

What's the difference between a bull and a cow?
→ A bull smiles when you milk it.

What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
→ Fake an orgasm.

What did the elephant say to the naked man?
→ That's cute, but can it pick up peanuts!

What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
→ They both fuck up trees!

Did you hear about the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart?

What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?
→ Bullshit