Random joke from this category
Steve complained to his friend Al that lovemaking with his wife was becoming routine and boring.
- Get creative buddy. Break up the monotony. Why don't you try playing doctor for an hour?
- Sounds great, but how do you make it last for an hour?
- Hell, just keep her in the waiting room for 45 minutes!
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice a few tips on the art of fellatio. Satisfied that she had perfected the basics, the old pro asked the beginner if she had any questions.
- Well yeah. I was wondering how long dicks should be sucked.
- The same as the short ones, honey.
What's the definition of a real loser?
→ A guy who has a wet dream and gets HIV.
What is red and has seven dents?
→ Snow White's cherry!
What's the difference between mono and herpes?
→ You get mono from from snatching a kiss....
What's the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?
→ A Geneologist looks up your family tree, and a Gynecologist looks up your family bush.
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?
→ A hooker because she can wash her crack and reuse it.
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague who is about to have a heart transplant. She's worried about the friend so she asks the doctor:
- Girlfriend: I'm worried about my friend doc, what if her body rejects the organ?
- Doctor: Well she's 36 years old and healthy. How long has she been in business?
- Girlfriend: She's been working since she was 19 years old but what does that have to do with anything?
- Doctor: Well she's been working 17 years and hasn't rejected an organ yet!
A young kid's in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded on a tropical island. For twenty years he never sees another human being. Then one day a beautiful girl with long blond hair, her clothes half-ripped off, washes up on a piece of driftwood. He explains to her how he existed for twenty years, digging for clams, and eating fruits and berries. She says, "Well, what did you do for love?" He says, "Love? What's that?" She says, "I'll show you." She shows him. Then she shows him again. Then she shows him one more time. When they're finally done, she says, "Well, how do you like love?" He says, "It's great. But look what you did to my clam digger."
Did you know there are serial number on condoms.........
No?.
I guess you didn't roll them down far enough.
