Dirty Jokes

What did one gay sperm say to the other?
→ I can't find my way through all this shit.

What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian's apartment?
→ Potpourri

What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is for?
→ For flossing after eating.

A woman orders a chicken sandwhich and starts to choke.

People are running frantically, trying to figure out what to do. Two homosexuals sitting in the corner wisper to each other and run in front of the choking lady. One strips out of his overalls, bends over butt naked in front of his friend. His friend proceeds to lick the other's ass.

Upon seeing this, the lady vomits forcing the lodged food from her throat. After making sure the lady is OK, the two homosexuals return to their food.

One turns to the other and says:

- Wow, that hind-lick manuever really works!

What is the first symptom of AIDS?
→ A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.

Three gay guys were all in a car crash and died. All three guys were cremated.

Their boyfriends were talking about what they were going to do with the ashes.

The first boyfriend said I am going to sky dive and spread his ashes in the sky because that's what he liked. The second guy said I am going to spread my boyfriend's ashes in the sea because it's what he liked.

The third guy said I'm going to put my boyfriend's ashes in a bowl of chili so he can rip through my ass one last time!!

How do faggots get a condom off?
→ They fart.

Bob, who's gay, decides to go out for a good time and ends up at a gay bar. There he meets an attractive young man named Johnny who he talks to all evening.

When the night comes to an end Johnny invites him over to his place.

They get in Johnny's car, a pink stretch Cadillac, and proceed to leave the parking lot. Yet Bob is quite concerned when Johnny repeatedly smashes into parked cars as they are leaving the lot. Once they reach Johnny's place, again Johnny looks around and proceeds to smash into parked cars as he's parking his.

As they got out of the car Johnny asked:

- So Bob, do you like my feminine side?

What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar?
→ Can I push your stool in?

What do you call a gay man's scrotum?
→ Mud flaps!