Computer Jokes

What kind of computers do chihuahuas like best?
→ Lap-top!

How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?
→ With dog diskettes!

Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard?
→ They're all paws.

I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay.
It's fun to call him...
"Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane.
Now he just ignores me and keeps typing. He's an East German Shepherd.

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller?
→ A computer with a lot of bites!

- Doctor, Doctor, my little brother thinks he's a computer.

- Well bring him in so I can cure him.

- I can't, I need to use him to finish my homework.

- Doctor, doctor, can I have a bottle of aspirin and a pot of glue?

- Why?

- Because I've been at my computer all day and I've got a splitting headache!

Whats the difference between a 90s woman and a computer?
→ A 90s woman won't accept a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.

What happens if you put the Energizer Bunny's batteries in backwards?
→ He keeps coming and coming and coming...

What did the dentist say to the computer?
→ This won't hurt a byte