Business Jokes

What kind of money do monsters use?
→ Weirdo (weird dough).

How can you double your money?
→ Look at it in a mirror.

Where can you always find money?
→ In the dictionary.

What did the man do when he got a big gas bill?
→ He exploded.

If you want to get rich, why should you keep your mouth shut?
→ Because silence is golden.

If a fifty cent piece and a quarter were on the Empire State Building, which would jump off first?
→ The quarter, because it has less sense (cents).

How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?
→ He was shocked.

Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich?
→ Because the poor didn't have any!

- Farmer: What would you do if a bull charged you?

- Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

Martin ended a letter to his dad with this question, 'Is Washington's picture still on the dollar bill?'

His Father wrote back, 'Of course it is. Why do you ask?'

Martin answered, 'Because it's been so long since I've seen one!'