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This blond teenage dragged her boyfriend to the court on paternity issue.
The lawyer asked, "How long are you having a sexual relationship?"
"Years, I tell you years," she replied.
"That's no answer, you have to specify how long has he intimated with you."
"I don't know exactly, it's average, about six inches."
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
→ The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?
→ The blonde - she is eighteen.
Why don't blondes use vibrators?
→ Because they are scared they might chip their teeth!!!
How do you know a blond has been using your computer?
→ When the joy stick is wet!
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the blonde men walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos."
The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"
The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck.
He returned a minute later and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-fours."
"All right. How long do you need them?"
The customer paused for a minute and said, "I'd better go check."
After a while, the customer returned to the office and said, "A long time. We're gonna build a house."
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
→ A mobile sperm bank.
What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?
→ The 1st grade.
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
→ Hey! There's some things even a blonde won't do.
What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?
→ A hundred dollar bill.
