Blonde Jokes

A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job.

The officer wants to ask her a few questions....

- Officer: What's 2+2?

- Blonde: Ummmmm... 4!

- Officer: What's the square root of 100?

- Blonde: Ummmm... 10!

- Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln?

- Blonde: Ummmm... I dunno.

- Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.

The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job. The blonde says, excitedly, "Not only did I get the job, I'm already working on a murder case!"

What did one of the blonde's legs say to the other one?
→ Between you and me we could make a lot of money!

Why do blondes like blonde jokes?
→ It makes them feel popular.

How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?
→ If she can chew tobacco and suck dick at the same time and still know which one to spit out.

What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
→ Translator.

How do you break a blonde's nose?
→ Place a dildo under a glass table!

A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist.

- Blonde: I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me.

- Psychiatrist: Don't you have a phone in your car?

- Blonde: That was a little too expensive, so I did the next best thing. I put a mailbox in my car.

- Psychiatrist: Uh ... How's that working?

- Blonde: Actually, I haven't gotten any letters yet.

- Psychiatrist: And why do you think that is?

- Blonde: I figure it's because when I'm driving around, my zip code keeps changing.

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
→ A Frosted Flake.

What is the smartest blonde?
→ A golden retriever

Did you hear about the new paint on the market?
→ It's called Blonde. It's not very bright, but it spreads easy!