Blonde Jokes

Why did the blonde return her new scarf?
→ It was too tight.

Why shouldn't blondes have coffee breaks?
→ It takes too long to retrain them.

Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
→ She missed.

What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?
→ The back of her head.

Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?
→ Because the runway was only 25ft long, but a mile wide.

Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?
→ To see what was on the other side.

Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when the grocer calls to them, "Bananas! 50 cents each or three for a dollar!"

The girls stop and look at each other. "Well I suppose we could always eat the third one!"

An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess; the route they were flying had a stay-over in another city. Upon their arrival the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up, wondering what happened to her.

She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room.

"You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"

The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"

What's the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?
→ Well, the light bulb is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on.

What's the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?
→ Elvis has been sighted.