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Where do ants go to eat?
→ At a restaurant!
What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?
→ Antteneye!
What do you call an ant with frogs legs?
→ An antphibian!
What kind of ants are very learned?
→ Pedants!
What do you call a smart ant?
→ Elegant!
What do you call an ant who can't play the piano?
→ Discordant!
What kind of ant is good at maths?
→ An accountant!
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
→ Ten ants!
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
→ Your great-ant!
Who was the most famous ant scientist?
→ Albert Antstein!
What games to ants play with elephants?
→ Squash!
What do you call a 100 year old ant?
→ An antique!
What kind of ant can you colour with?
→ A crayant!
Who is the most famous French ant?
→ Napoleant!
Why did the ant-elope?
→ Nobody gnu!
What is the biggest ant in the world?
→ An elephant!
Why don't anteaters get sick?
→ Because they are full of antibodies!
What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?
→ An independant!
Where do ants go for their holidays?
→ Frants!
What do you call an ant who skips school?
→ A truant!
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
→ All sorts of antics!
What do you call a greedy ant?
→ An anteater!
Why did the elephant put his trunk across the path?
→ To trip up the ants!
What is even bigger than an elephant?
→ A giant!
What do you call an ant in space?
→ Cosmonants & Astronants!
What do you call an ant from overseas?
→ Impartant!
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
→ Antibiotics!
What is smaller than an ant's dinner?
→ An ant's mouth!
After police pulled over Kevin Temple, 35, in a routine traffic stop in Bronson, Fla., in October, a police dog sniffing the trunk became agitated. In the trunk and back seat, officers found the following live animals: 48 rattlesnakes, a Gila monster, 45 non-poisonous snakes, 67 scorpions, several tarantulas and small lizards, and a parrot. Temple said they were just pets.
Researchers at Cornell University recently patented an artificial dog that would speed up the breeding of fleas for lab use.
Previously, the lab required 25 live, severely infected dogs to breed the 12,000 fleas per day needed in studies of humans' and animals' allergic reactions to fleas.
A Japanese rancher told reporters in Tokyo in July that he herds cattle by outfitting them with pocket pagers (beepers), which he calls from his portable phone.
After a week of training, the cows associate the beeping with eating and hustle up for grub.
Inverness, FLA
71-yearl-old man fell off a dock and into the jaws of an alligator but said his knowledge of reptiles, gained from watching wildlife programs on television, helped him escape.
"I wasn't a bit afraid. I knew what they usually do," said George Blinn, who got away from the 7-foot gator by jabbing his thumb in its eye.
Blinn said he has long been a fan of such programs as Wild Kingdom and knew about alligators' general behavior.
He got the chance to use that knowledge when he fell into the canal behind his house. Blinn said the alligator bit him on the left hand and then flopped him over in the water three times before Blinn escaped.
Tokyo, Japan:
A bull bound for slaughter gave its handlers the slip Wednesday and escaped into Tokyo's teeming streets.
The 1,300-pound bull, shipped in from southern Japan, thundered down the gangplank as soon as it was lowered, bolted past port police and headed for the wide open spaces.
More than 20 policeman chased the animal for 40 minutes through nearly three miles of city traffic before managing to herd it into the parking lot of a posh hotel. Waiting patrol cars formed a makeshift corral to avert another escape.
Police then roped the bull's horns and tied it to a tree until the owner came to transport it.
Seattle, Washington:
The new U.S. Weather Service radar on Camano Island and atmospheric profiler at Sand Point began to pick up a mysterious 20 mile per hour wind out of the south each night about a month ago, a wind that started about sunset and ended at dawn.
Forecasters finally realized the new instrument is almost too accurate for its own good: It was detecting no wind, but the annual nighttime migration of thousands of birds towards the north, said a meteorologist.
Patterson, New Jersey:
When 60-year-old Al Asbaty returned to his car after shopping, he was startled to find that thousands of bees were building a hive inside his Oldsmobile.
Due to the sunny and warm weather, he had left the windows rolled down, allowing a queen bee to fly in, followed by about 20,000 of her most faithful servants.
Just as one of Asbaty's relatives was about to spray the inside of the car with a can of insecticide, police bee expert Tom Fuscalo arrived and managed to coax the insects into an artificial hive.
