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What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?
→ The Lizard of Oz!
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What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?
→ The Lizard of Oz!
What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?
→ Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!
Whats a frogs favorite game?
→ It's croak-et!
What is a mouse's favorite game?
→ Hide and squeak!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
→ Hard cheese!
Why do mice have long tails?
→ Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
→ A mouse organ!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
→ "Here Kitty, kitty, kitty"!
What do rodents say when they play bingo?
→ "Eyes down for a full mouse"!
Why do mice need oiling?
→ Because they squeak!