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Un Hoppy Frog
Why was the frog down in the mouth?
→ He was un hoppy!
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Why was the frog down in the mouth?
→ He was un hoppy!
Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants?
→ They always want to play leap frog with him!
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
→ Froglights!
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
→ A bullfrog!
Where do frogs keep their money?
→ In a river bank!
What do you call a rich frog?
→ A golf blooded reptile!
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
→ A croaker spaniel!
What's a frogs favorite flower?
→ A croakus!
How do frogs die?
→ They kermit suidide!
How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?
→ They sit eggsaminations!