Random joke from this category
Two friends who lived in the town were chatting.
- I've just bought a pig - said the first.
- But where will you keep it? - said the second.
- Your yard's much too small for a pig!
- I'm going to keep it under my bed - replied his friend.
- But what about the smell?
- He'll soon get used to that.
- Mary: Do you think my sister's pretty?
- Gary: Well, let's just say if you pulled her pigtail she'd probably say 'oink, oink'!
What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day?
→ After a week he was spotless!
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
→ Robber ducks!
What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?
→ A little bear!
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
→ A shampoodle!
- Stan: I won 92 goldfish.
- Fred: Where are you going to keep them?
- Stan: In the bathroom
- Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?
- Stan: Blindfold them!
My mother says I look just like an animal when I'm in the bath - a little bear.
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Teenage Mutant Ninja Barbie ...one of the Turtles with Barbie head
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Bugs Barbie ...buck teeth, long ears
