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Four Cats in a Boat
There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out.
How many were left?
→ None. They were all copy cats!
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There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out.
How many were left?
→ None. They were all copy cats!
What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas?
→ Santa Claws!
How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures?
→ They never cry over spilt milk!
What is cleverer than a talking cat?
→ A spelling bee!
What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?
→ A sourpuss!
Who was the most powerful cat in China?
→ Chairman Miaow!
Why did the cat join the Red Cross?
→ Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
→ An octopuss!
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
→ A cat-a-logue!
What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have?
→ A catastrophe!