Animal Jokes

Why did the cat sleep under the car?
→ Because she wanted to wake up oily!

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?
→ There was some money in the kitty!

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?
→ Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning!

What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese?
→ He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath!

What is another way to describe a cat?
→ A heat seeking missile!

What does a cat call a bowl of mice?
→ A purrfect meal!

What do you call a cat wearing shoes?
→ Puss in boots!

What works in a circus, walks a tightrope and has claws?
→ An acrocat!

Why was the cat so small?
→ Because it only ate condensed milk!

When the cat's away.....?
→ The house smells better!