Animal Jokes

What's the best way to make a bull sweat?
→ Put him in a tight jumper!

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
→ Plenty of milk!

What is a cow's favourite TV show?
→ Dr Moo!

- Your Honor, it was an accident! I had to run into the fence to keep from hitting the cow!

- Was it a Jersey cow?

- I don't know, I didn't see her license plate!

Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn?
→ He was too much of a bully!

Why was the calf afraid?
→ He was a cow-herd!

Why don't cows ever have any money?
→ Because the farmers milk them dry!

Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?
→ It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

Why do cows think cooks are mean?
→ They whip cream!

Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?
→ He wanted her to hit the hay!