Animal Jokes

What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?
→ Anything you want. He can't hear you.

How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?
→ Tea Rex?

What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called?
→ Ptera Don

What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business?
→ Try Sara's Tops

What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?
→ Rep Tiles

What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?
→ A Dinosaucer

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
→ Because the chicken wasn't invented yet.

What did the dentist see at the North Pole?
→ A molar bear

What did the dead raccoon say in his will?
→ "Leave it to Beaver."

- Why are you crying Fred? - asked the teacher.

- 'Cos my parrot died last night. I washed it in Wisk. . .

- Fred - said the teacher.

- You must have known that Wisk's bad for parrots.

- Oh it wasn't the Wisk that killed it, sir. It was the tumble drier.