Animal Jokes

- Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar.

- Don't worry, you'll soon change!

- Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a moth.

- So why did you come around then?

- Well, I saw this light at the window...!

- Doctor, Doctor, I keep seeing an insect spinning around.

- Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around!

There were ten zebras in the zoo. All but nine escaped. How many were left?
→ Nine!

A man needing a heart transplant is told by his doctor that the only heart available is that of a sheep. The man finally agrees and the doctor transplants the sheep heart into the man. A few days after the operation, the man comes in for a checkup. The doctor asks him "How are you feeling?" The man replies "Not BAAAAD!"

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?
→ If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour, it'll probably stop whining.

- Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body?

- Larry: Shhh, doctor! There are three dogs outside in the waiting room!

- Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a python.

- You can't get round me just like that, you know!

- Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a spider

- What a web of lies!

- Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a dog.

- How long have you felt like this?

- Ever since I was a puppy!