Animal Jokes

What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog?
→ Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!

How can if you have a stupid dog?
→ It chases parked cars!

When George Washington was a general, why did he like to have dogs around?
→ They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"

How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?
→ He foamed at the mouth.

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
→ A petticoat!

What kind of modeling clay does a dog use?
→ Fi-Do!

What did the dog use to make his kite?
→ Flypaper.

When does a dog go "moo"?
→ When it is learning a new language!

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
→ Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!

Why is a dog like a baseball player?
→ He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.