Whale And Diver
Why did the whale like the diver?
→ Because he had flippers!
Random joke from this category
Why did the whale like the diver?
→ Because he had flippers!
Why don't whales eat sushi very often?
→ Of course whales like sushi. It's just those itty-bitty chop sticks that keep getting stuck in their teeth.
What is a whale's favorite TV show?
→ Flukes of Hazard!
Why did the whale cross the road?
→ To get to the other tide!
What is a dolphin's favorite TV show?
→ Whale of fortune!
What kind of noise annoys an oyster?
→ A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours?
→ A hermit crab!
Are shellfish warm?
→ No they're clammy!
Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?
→ He was a card shark!
If a hungry shark is after you, what should you feed it?
→ Jawbreakers!