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One Hundred Lines
Did you hear about the boy who was told to do 100 lines?
He drew 100 cats on the paper.
He thought the teacher had said lions.
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Goldfish Philosophy
One goldfish to his tankmate:
"If there's no God, who changes the water?"
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Buttress
What is a buttress?
→ A female goat.
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Baby Goat
How should you treat a baby goat?
→ Like a kid.
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Water And Electric Eel
What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?
→ A bit of a shock really!
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Eel And Shopper
What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?
→ A slippery customer.
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Secret Whale
Did you hear about the whale who couldn't keep a secret?
→ He was a blubber mouth!
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End Of Moby Dick
What's at the end of Moby Dick?
→ A whale of a time!
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Gray Whale Diet
Why did the gray whale go on a diet?
→ Because he wasn't a Fin whale!
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Flying Whale
What kind of whale flies?
→ Pilot whales!