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Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?
→ To catch her false teeth.

What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards?
→ He ate himself!

What did the vampire call his false teeth?
→ A new fangled device.

- Fan: I've always admired you. Are your teeth your own?

- Actor: Whose do you think they are?

The young lad had applied for a job, and was asked his full name.

- Aloysius Montmorency Geoghan - he replied.

- How do you spell that? - asked the manager.

- Er — sir — er — can't you just put it down without spelling it?

- First witch: Here's a banana if you can spell it.

- Second witch: I can spell banana. I just don't know when to stop.

- How do you spell wrong?

- R?o?n?g.

- That's wrong.

- That's what you asked for, isn't it?

- School Doctor: Have you ever had trouble with appendicitis?

- Fred: Only when I tried to spell it.

- Please, ma'am! How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered.

- Don't you mean Michael? - she asked.

- No, ma'am. I've written the 'M' already.

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
→ The bored room!