Newest jokes

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Manic-Depressive Barbie ...with a set of Oriental throwing knives

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Shock Therapy Barbie ...car battery and wires included

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

FrankenBarbie ...comes with bolts through her neck

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Broken Bungee Barbie ...

Barbie doll lying broken on the pavement

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Divorce Barbie ...includes the house, the car, and half of Ken's belongings

What happened when the barman died?
→ The police held an inn-quest

An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending so much time at the pub, so one night he took her along.

- What'll ya have? - he asked.

- Oh, I don't know. The same as you, I suppose - she replied.

So the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel's and threw his down in one gulp.
His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spit it out.

- Yuck, that's nasty poison! - she spluttered.

- I don't know how you can drink this stuff!

- Well, there you go - cried the husband.

- And you think I'm out enjoying myself every night!

Where do Martians drink beer?
→ At a mars bar!

How do barmen surf the web?
→ On the Gin-ternet.

Marley stopped at the town barbershop for a haircut. After thirty-five minutes of snipping and cutting, the barber held a mirror behind Marley's head.

- How you like it? - asked the barber.

- Real fine - said the redneck.

- But how 'bout making it a little longer in the back?