Newest jokes

- Our bank manager can't ride a bike any more.

- Why not?

- He lost his balance.

Johnny was racing around the garden on his new bicycle and called out to his mother to watch his tricks.

- Look, Mum! No hands! Look, Mum! No feet! Waaah! Look, Mum! No teeth!

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?
→ The road.

- I went on a long bicycle ride yesterday.

- Farcical?

Jack and Jill were riding a tandem up a hill, but making heavy weather of it. At the top, Jack said:

- I didn't think we'd make it! - Jill replied:

- Nor did I - what a good thing I kept the brakes on, or we'd have slid all the way back down!

A little boy out riding his bicycle knocked down an old lady. She was a bit shaken, but got up, dusted herself off, then turned to the little boy and said:

- Don't you know how to ride a bike?

- Yes - he answered - but I don't know how to ring the bell yet

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself?
→ Because it was two-tyred.

Why did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?
→ Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

Which is the cheapest bicycle you can buy?
→ A penny-farthing.

- Romeo: Your cheeks are like petals.

- Juliet: Really?

- Romeo: Yes, bicycle pedals.