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A Very Rude Bird
What do you call a very rude bird?
→ A mockingbird!
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Sofa And Roast Chicken
Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?
→ Because they're both full of stuffing!
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Cut-Price Parrot
How do you get a cut-price parrot?
→ Plant bird seed!
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Buying Budgies
When is the best time to buy budgies?
→ When they're going cheap!
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Woodpecker With No Beak
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?
→ A headbanger!
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Birds On Their Knees
What birds spend all their time on their knees?
→ Birds of prey!
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What Is A Polygon
What is a polygon?
→ A dead parrot!
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Brown And White
What's brown and white and flies all over?
→ Thanksgiving turkey, when you carve it with a chain saw!
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Nun And Chicken
What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?
→ A pecking order.
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Identifying A Bald Eagle
How do you identify a bald eagle?
→ All his feathers are combed over to one side.