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Eagle and Skunk
What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?
→ A bird that stinks to high heaven.
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Taming a Wild Duck
How do you make a tame duck wild?
→ Annoy it.
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Hens on Their Backs
Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air?
→ Because eggs were going up!
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Geese in a Volcano
What happens when geese land in a volcano?
→ They cook their own gooses!
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Rooster Watching TV
Why does a rooster watch TV?
→ For hentertainment!
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Chicken and Cement Mixer
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
→ A brick-layer!
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Webbed Feet
Why do ducks have webbed feet?
→ To stamp out forest fires!
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Drunk Chicken
What do you get from a drunk chicken?
→ Scotch eggs!
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Electric Eggs
What kind of bird lays electric eggs?
→ A battery hen!
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Crowing on Sunday
How do you stop a rooser crowing on Sunday?
→ Eat him on Saturday!