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Why the Cat Was Small
Why was the cat so small?
→ Because it only ate condensed milk!
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When the Cat's Away
When the cat's away.....?
→ The house smells better!
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Cat and the Fridge
Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge?
→ Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!
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Cat That Purrs Most
What cat purrs more than any other?
→ Purrsians!
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Statue of Your Cat
On what should you mount a statue of your cat?
→ A caterpillar!
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Cats' Morning Reading
What do cats read in the morning?
→ Mewspapers!
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Cats Chasing Birds
Why do cats chase birds?
→ For a lark!
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Cat for the Desert
What kind of cat should you take into the desert?
→ A first aid kitty!
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Cat That Ate a Duck
What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?
→ A duck filled fatty puss!
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Crazy Marmalade Cat
Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit?
→ They are both ginger nuts!