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Describing a Cat
What is another way to describe a cat?
→ A heat seeking missile!
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Small Condensed Milk Cat
Why was the cat so small?
→ Because it only ate condensed milk!
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Cat Is Away
When the cat's away.....?
→ The house smells better!
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Big Cat Card Game
Which big cat should you never play cards with?
→ A cheetah!
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Members of the Cat Family
- Teacher: Name four members of the cat family.
- Pupil: Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens!
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Black Cat Singers
Why are black cats such good singers?
→ They're very mewsical.
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Black Cat Six Foot Wall
What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall?
→ A good jumpurr!
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Black Cat's TV Show
What is a black cat's favourite TV show?
→ Miami Mice!
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Cat Chasing Outlaws
What's furry, has whiskers and chases outlaws?
→ A posse cat!
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Black Cat and Fish
What did the black cat say to the fish?
→ I've got a bone to pick with you!