Newest jokes

What's Clinton's favorite baseball team?
→ The Dodgers.

How can you tell when Clinton is ready for battle [in Bosnia]?
→ He's got his jogging suit on.

What does Clinton do to lose weight?
→ Runs away from the draft.

What do Bill Clinton and a fifteen-watt light bulb have in common?
→ Neither one is very bright.

How can you tell when Bill Clinton is telling a lie by looking at his face?
→ If his lips are moving, then he's lying.

How can you tell when Bill Clinton is lying?
→ Only a Bill Clinton supporter is too dumb to know the answer to this one.

How did Bill and Hillary Clinton meet?
→ They were dating the same girl in high school.

Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.
As they read the menu the waitress comes over and askes Clinton:

- Are you ready to order?

Clinton replies:

- Yes, I'd like a quickie.

- A quickie?!? - the waitress replies.

- Sir, given the current situation of your personal life I don't think that is a good idea.

I'll come back when you are ready to order from the menu.
She walks away.
Gore leans over to Clinton and says:

- It's pronounced Quiche.

What does Teddy Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he did?
→ A dead girlfriend.

What were Bill and Chelsea Clinton doing in the voting booth?
→ Bill was giving his daughter a lesson in Civics, how to ruin the people!