Newest jokes

How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ One. But he gets three hours credit.

Did you hear about the UCLA track star who won a gold medal?
→ He was so proud of it that he had it bronzed.

- Did you hear? Lament's gettin' a Ph.D.

- What does Ph.D. stand for?

- in his case, Pin-headed Dope.

What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?
→ Collecting his thoughts.

Why did the Oregon State psychology major climb up the chain link fence?
→ To see what was on the other side.

How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?
→ Shine a flashlight in his ears.

What do you call ten Utah State law students standing ear to ear?
→ A wind tunnel.

How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
→ Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.

Did you hear about the Penn State professor who went around in a revolving door for six hours because he couldn't remember whether he was going in or coming out?

How do you measure a Villanova graduate's I.Q.?
→ With a tire gauge.