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What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall?
→ The nightmayor.

What do you get if you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?
→ Snacks that go crunch in the night.

What are pupils at ghost schools called?
→ Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls.

Who did the ghost invite to his party?
→ Anyone he could dig up.

A man was staying in a big old house and in the middle of the night he met a ghost. The ghost said:

- I have been walking these corridors for 300 years.

The man said:

- In that case, can you tell me the way to the toilet?

Did you hear about the ghost who enjoyed doing housework?
→ He used to go round with the oooo-ver.

Did you hear about the ghost who learnt to fly?
→ He was pleased to be back on terror-firma.

Did you hear about the ghost comedian?
→ He was booed off stage.

What happened to the ghost who went to a party?
→ He had a wail of a time.

What is a ghost boxer called?
→ A phantomweight.