Newest jokes

What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?
→ "Dead ant, Dead Ant ... Dead ant, Dead Ant .. Dead Ant" (to the tune of Pink Panther theme).

How can you make a moth ball?
→ Hit it with a fly swatter.

A mother moth was telling her baby moth off saying, "If you don't eat all your cotton, you won't get any satin."

Two mosquitoes were buzzing round when they saw a drunken man.
One said to the other:

- You bite him? I'm driving.

What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?
→ Fancy a bite?

Why are mosquitoes annoying?
→ Because they get under your skin.

Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?
→ Because an itch in time saves nine.

What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes?
→ A bite-time story.

Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest?
→ Because she was a litter bug.

Which fly captured the ladybird?
→ The dragon-fly.