Newest jokes

Where do you put letters to boys?
→ In a mail (male) box.

When is a letter damp?
→ When it has postage due (dew).

What girl's name is like a letter?
→ Kay (K).

What letter is like a vegetable?
→ The letter P.

Why do postmen carry letters?
→ Because the letters can't go anywhere by themselves.

What does an envelope say when you lick it?
→ Nothing. It just shuts up.

Josh sent a letter to his folks. He told about a ten-mile hike he had taken.
His father wrote back saying:

- In my day I thought nothing of walking ten miles.

Josh wrote back:

- To tell the truth, I didn't think much of it either.

Did you hear about the sister who wrote herself a letter and forgot to sign it and when it arrived she didn't know who it was from.

Why did the witch's mail rattle?
→ It was a chain letter.

Braxton and Hollis had jobs at a California cotton mill. One morning the foreman came along and found Braxton reading a letter to his coworker.

- Hey, - cried the foreman.

- what kind a horseplay you two guys up to?

- Hollis got a letter from his girlfriend, - explained Braxton.

- but he can't read; so Ah'm readin' the letter for him.

- How come you got the cotton in your ears?

- Hollis don't want me to hear what his girlfriend writ to him!