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Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out the window and yells:

- PIG!

The man immediately leans out his window and replies:

- Stupid!

They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner he slams into a pig in the middle of the road.

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Why do men prefer blondes?
→ Men always like intellectual company

Why don't men do laundry?
→ Cause the washer and dryer don't run on remote control!

Why are men like paper cups?
→ They're disposable

What do you do if your bank account stops working?
→ Throw the guy out of the house.

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1. Get away or I'll call the police!!!
2. I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?
→ A mental hospital.

Why are men like blenders?
→ You need one, but you're not quite sure why.