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Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich?
→ Because the poor didn't have any!

- Farmer: What would you do if a bull charged you?

- Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

Martin ended a letter to his dad with this question:

- Is Washington's picture still on the dollar bill?

His Father wrote back:

- Of course it is. Why do you ask?

Martin answered:

- Because it's been so long since I've seen one!

One evening, a Counselor saw Max on his hands and knees.

- What are you doing? - she asked.

- I'm looking for my dollar bill - Max replied.

- I lost it down the road.

- Why don't you look for it there?

- Because the light's better here!

- I can't find my dollar bill - Jane sobbed.

- Don't worry - her Counselor said.

- A dollar doesn't go very far today.

- Visitor: You're very quiet, Jennifer.

- Jennifer: Well, my mum gave me a dollar not to say anything about your red nose.

- Five dollars for one question! - said the girl to the fortune-teller.

- That's very expensive, isn't it?

- Next!

My sister fell in love at second sight. When she first met him she didn't know how rich he was.

Why did your sister feed money to her cow?
→ Because she wanted to get rich milk.

A little monster was learning to play the violin:

- I'm good, aren't I? - he asked his big brother.

- You should be on the radio - said his brother.

- You think I'm that good?

- No, I think you're terrible, but if you were on the radio, I could switch you off!