Newest jokes

Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally stepped on a roach and your whole family came out singing, "Clap your hands, stomp your feet, thank the Lord that we got meat!"

- Knock, knock!

- Who's there?

- George Washington!

- George Washington who?

- George Washington who? Didn't you learn anything in history class?

Your dad's like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!

Your family is so poor, when I went to your house I stepped on a cigarette and your Daddy shouted, "Hey, who turned off the heater!"

I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.

You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed

Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.

Oh my God!!! What's that big ugly thing on your neck?! Oh, it's just your head.

your family is so poor.......... the family vehicle is a skateboard.

You're so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a match and your mom said, "Oh! who turned off the fireplace"!!!