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You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines."

You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's wheels.

You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is an original signed work by a famous taxidermist.

You might be a redneck if you've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

You might be a redneck if your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign still on it.

What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?
→ "Hey ya'll. Watch this!"

you might be a red neck if you think the last words to the star spangled banner is "gentlemen start your engines"

R.A.P.: Retards Attempting Poetry

Isn't it fnuny taht yuo cna sitll raed tihs massege enve touhgh ist speelld inocretcly?

OLL! :p

During my college days i went to participate slow bicycle race competetion, I came first in the competetion, when i went to claim my trophy, my principal kicked me out from his office saying that the trophy goes to the person who came in the last, because its SLOW BICYCLE RACE.