Newest jokes

You've ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop.

The highlight of your family reunion was your sister's nude dancing debut.

These 2 hunters was hunting one day and this one hunter fainted. The other hunter didn't know what to do, so he called 911. When the person answered the hunter told them that his partner was dead. The person on the other end said calm down and make sure your partner was dead and all of a sudden the person heard a gun shot and the hunter came back on the line and said ok he's dead for sure.

Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.

You've ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley.

You've ever spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass.

You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.

You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'oeuvre.

You've ever used lard in bed.

Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.