Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy, one of the church elders offered to present him with a bottle on one consideration - that the pastor acknowledge receipt of the gift in the church paper. "Gladly," responded the good man. When the church magazine came out a few days later, the elder turned at once to the "appreciation" column. There he read: "The minister extends his thanks to Elder Brown for his gift of fruit and for the spirit in which it was given."
"How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?" by Woody Allen.
What do you call a man that marries another man?
→ A minister
There are three truths in life:
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf.
But he couldn't, since it was Sunday. But he figured, well, it's ok if i just play a little bit.
So he changed clothes and went out into the green.
Up in heaven an angel saw him and reported it to Jesus. However, Jesus didn't do anything when he told him. "Aren't you going to punish him?" he asked Jesus. "Yes, just wait." he replied.
Just then the pope hit a beautiful hole in one.
- Well, that's not a punishment! - the angel said in disgust.
"Who is he going to tell?"
A minister was asked by a politician:
- Name something the government can do to help the church.
The minister replied:
- Quit making one dollar bills.
What language do the Vatican Police speak?
→ Pig Latin!
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man for 120 cucumbers. The guy advises: "Sisters, if you buy 3 crates, that's 150, you'll get a 25% discount!" The nuns look at each other, and after a prolonged period of thinking one whispers to the other: "We could eat the 30, I suppose."
What is the meaning of life?
→ All evidence to date suggests it's chocolate.
Is there a God?
→ A billion Hindus can't be wrong.
