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Small House Pizza
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.