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Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more."

Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.

Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.

Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.

Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!

Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.

Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio

Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.